Phonk Slap Gloves & Loadouts
A roster hub for palms, abilities, and cosmetics — not a 300-glove museum from a different game.
Phonk Slap does not ship a MOBA-style champion list. Your “character” is a glove plus an optional aura plus a title. This hub is the roster anyway: what you can equip, what the named Robux kits are, and which pages to open when a kill-feed name looks scary.
- Gloves — default, spin, shop, and named passes.
- Abilities — what E / R1 is for, including Flex Aura.
- Cosmetics — OG title, trails, cosmetic auras.
Combat ranks live on the glove tier list. Prices live on the gamepass tier list. How to unlock lives on how to get gloves. This hub is the map between those three.
Named kits at a glance
| Name | Type | Robux | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Super Warrior [Limited] | Combat pass | 699 | Limited clock |
| Shadow Monarch | Combat pass | 549 | Monarch kit |
| King of Calamity | Combat pass | 449 | Calamity kit |
| The Infinite | Combat pass | 349 | Sustain fantasy |
| Puppet Master | Combat pass | 249 | Control kit |
| VIP | Utility pass | 199 | Not a glove |
| Monarch Aura [Limited] | Cosmetic | 599 | Not Shadow Monarch |
| Time / Sound / Hacker / Flower Aura | Cosmetic | 149–249 | Presentation |
Falling Towards Success can retune these in an [UPD]. The changelog is the patch brain; this table is the lobby brain.
Loadout rules that do not change with patches
- One combat glove you understand beats three you panic-swap.
- Cosmetic aura is optional. Currency Aura is not — see farming.
- Titles do not add knockback.
OGPLAYERis a nameplate from codes. - Slap Battles badge gloves are not here. Do not hunt Pan or Camera on this island.
How to read a scary lobby
If the nametag says Warrior, Monarch, Calamity, Infinite, or Puppet, assume they paid for a kit and still have to aim. Peek them from a rim, not a plaza. If they miss an ability, they have a cooldown just like you. How to play is the counter-guide; this hub is only the identification chart.
If the nametag is OG plus a flower trail, that is cosmetics. Slap them if they are near an edge. Respect the glove, not the soundtrack.
Related
- Tier list hub — S through D.
- Controls — how to fire what you equipped.
- Streaks — badges your loadout should help you keep.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers to the most common Phonk Slap questions.
Is there a character roster in Phonk Slap?
No. You pick gloves, auras, and titles. This hub is that loadout roster.
What is the cheapest named kit?
Puppet Master at 249 Robux. See the gamepass tier list.
Does VIP count as a glove?
No. VIP is a utility pass. It does not replace a palm.
Where do I unlock F2P gloves?
How to get gloves covers spins and the Aura shop.