Phonk Slap Glove Tier List

This list ranks Phonk Slap gloves by how they help you knock people off the map. It is not a completeness museum. The game is inspired by Slap Battles, but you will not see 300 badge gloves here. You will see the default slap, spin / Aura shop gloves, and the named Robux kits that actually sit in the store: Super Warrior, Shadow Monarch, King of Calamity, The Infinite, and Puppet Master.

If you do not own any of those yet, follow how to get gloves and spend 3KLIKES spins before you read S-tier as a shopping list.

Current ranks

S — fight changers

• Shadow Monarch (549 Robux) — Named monarch kit at a mid-high price. Take it if you already know how to play and want a kit that looks like it belongs on a rim. Not a beginner buy.
• Puppet Master (249 Robux) — Cheapest named combat pass. Control kits punish people who panic-walk in a straight line. Best Robux-per-disruption if you actually use E / R1.
• A spin glove with a confirm ability — Any F2P roll that lets you finish a teetering target is S for you, even if the lobby does not know the name. Equip it, test cooldown, keep it. Names in kill feeds matter less than a cooldown you remember.

A — strong with conditions

• Super Warrior [Limited] (699 Robux) — Limited tag plus top price. Strong identity, poor value if you have not finished the F2P path. Buy because you want that kit, not because 699 looks like “best.”
• King of Calamity (449) — Mid pack. Ranked under Shadow Monarch until a patch shows a clearer confirm tool. Fine as a second pass, not as your first 449.
• The Infinite (349) — Name promises sustain. Treat it as A if you farm Aura for long sessions; treat it as B if you only duel.

B — usable, replace later

• Default glove — Does the job on isolated rim targets. Dies in plaza mosh pits. You can streak to 10 with it. You should still spend spins.
• Unknown shop gloves at low Aura — Buy if the ability text is one sentence. Skip if the only selling point is a louder phonk edit.

C — presentation pretending to be a glove

• Trail-first spin results — Keep them in the wardrobe. Do not main them. See cosmetics.
• TROLL shop listing — Adjacent to Codes on the HUD. Fun. Not a slap upgrade.

D — skip

• Anything you cannot explain after one test swing. If E / R1 is a mystery after abilities, it is not a main.

How to use the list in a session

1. If you have unused spins, spin before you buy Robux.
2. If you have 250 code Aura, read the Aura planner — glove first, 2x Forever second.
3. If you have Robux, pick one named kit from S/A, not all five.
4. Take the new glove to the rim, not the plaza, for ten fights.
5. If your deaths did not drop, the glove was not the problem. Return to how to play.

Limited passes can leave. Super Warrior already says Limited. If you are collecting, that is a clock. If you are climbing, ignore the clock and play Puppet Master or a spin glove.

Versus the other lists

Auras are ranked separately because Sound / Time / Hacker / Flower / Monarch Aura do not replace a palm. VIP is a pass, not a glove. Do not let a magenta floor VFX talk you into a C-tier main. Full pass prices live on gamepasses. Full named kit lore lives on players / gloves.

When an [UPD] adds a stand, this page moves first, then the hub. Slap Battles weekly badge gloves will never be patched in as a row here.