Every Phonk Slap Glove Path

A glove is the only weapon in Phonk Slap. This page is the roster in plain language. For ranks, use the glove tier list. For unlock steps, use how to get gloves. For the button, use controls: Click / R2 slaps, E / R1 (and sometimes R) fires the unique power.

Default glove

Everyone starts here. It slaps. It triggers the phonk edit. It can knock isolated players off a dock. It will lose to a named kit in a fair plaza brawl if you also ignore how to play. Keep it equipped until a spin or shop upgrade exists. Do not hide in Shop for ten minutes because default “feels bad” — that is an Aura delay, not a glove problem.

Spin gloves

3KLIKES pays four spins. Other spins may appear in shop bundles later. A spin glove is any result with an ability you can describe. Names rotate with [UPD] drops, so this wiki does not freeze a fake 40-row table of invented titles. If your spin has a unique E / R1, it belongs in your inventory and on the abilities checklist. If it is a trail, it belongs on cosmetics.

Aura shop gloves

Paid with the currency you farm. Codes front-load 250 Aura. Shop gloves should be cheaper than a panic Robux pass and clearer than a mystery spin. Read the ability line in the stand. If there is no line, do not buy. The Shop rail also contains non-gloves (2x Aura Forever, TROLL) — those are not this page.

Named Robux kits

These are the gloves (or glove-adjacent kits) the universe actually sells:

• Puppet Master (249) — Control fantasy. Best first named kit. You want an ability that punishes people who run in a straight line off a rail.
• The Infinite (349) — Sustain fantasy. Better for long farm blocks than for 20-second ego duels.
• King of Calamity (449) — Burst / calamity fantasy. Do not stack with Shadow Monarch the same night.
• Shadow Monarch (549) — Flagship named kit for players who already win rim fights.
• Super Warrior [Limited] (699) — Collector combat. Limited tag is a clock.

VIP is not a glove. Cosmetic auras are not gloves. See gamepasses for the full price board.

Testing a new glove (two minutes)

1. Equip it away from the plaza.
2. Slap air. Feel recovery.
3. Fire ability once. Count cooldown out loud.
4. Take one isolated rim fight.
5. Keep or swap. Do not evaluate inside a 24-player pile-up.

If the ability is still confusing, open abilities. If the glove is strong on paper and you still die, open how to play. The roster cannot fix a camera.

Loadout pairs that make sense

• Default + held Aura — you are still in Getting Started. Fine for an hour, not for a week.
• Spin glove + 2x Forever — the F2P endgame. Farm on the rim. Aura planner.
• Puppet Master + default cosmetics — cheapest named kit, no extra VFX noise.
• Shadow Monarch + Sound Aura — paid combat plus on-theme flex. Only after you can already streak to 10 without the pass.
• Super Warrior + Monarch Aura — collector flex. Expensive. Not a tutorial.

Swap one piece at a time. If you change glove and aura and camera settings in the same death, you will not know what failed.

Reading the kill feed

When a name you do not recognize deletes you, note whether they used an ability flash before the slap. That is an E / R1 kit. If they simply shoved you off a dock, that is geometry — your mistake, documented on how to play, not a secret glove. Do not Robux-panic after a geometry death.

What will never be on this list

Slap Battles badge gloves, tower-obby slap gears, and fan-made names from comments. Phonk Slap’s place ID is 100911362514791. If the thumbnail island does not match the colorful dock HUD on our overview screenshot, it is the wrong game.